Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting out loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior

Little Johnny sat nervously in his chair as the other students filed out of the classroom, leaving him alone with his teacher, Mrs. Thompson. He had a sinking feeling in his stomach, knowing he was in trouble again. Mrs. Thompson’s stern expression only confirmed his fears.

“Johnny,” Mrs. Thompson began, her voice firm but not unkind, “we need to talk about your behavior in class.”

Johnny squirmed in his seat, avoiding her gaze. He knew exactly what she was referring to – his habit of letting out loud farts at the most inconvenient times.

“Sorry, Mrs. Thompson,” Johnny mumbled, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment. “I don’t mean to do it. It just happens.”