Category - FUNNY
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘lyrics wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest
A MATHEMATICIAN FOUND OUT THAT A PIPE WAS LEAKING, SO HE CALLED A PLUMBER THE PLUMBER CHANGED A GASKET AND ASKED FOR $100. BUT HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? YOUVE BEEN WORKING FOR ONLY 10 MINUTES AND IT TAKES ME FULL WJEEK TO EARN $100″, …
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by…
Teacher: “We’ll know tomorrow where the babies are coming from, we’ll be allowed to go home early. I don’t have any money to do that, Paul Einen
It’s a wrinkled old lady who goes to see her doctor: – Hello Sir, can you help me? – Hello, what’s happening to you?
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The woman leaves the window & goes over to
An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia. The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?” “I’ll take the chair.” the American says. So he gets strapped into the electric chair.
Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars. And you paid five dollars to Kate, five dollars to Sally and five dollars to Linda. What would you have?
