A MAN GOES INTO A RESTAURANT AND IS SEATED. ALL THE WAITRESSES ARE GORGEOUS. A PARTICULARLY VOLUPTUOUS WAITRESS WEARING A VERY SHORT SKIRT AND LEGS THAT WON’T QUIT CAME TO HIS TABLE AND ASKED IF HE WAS READY TO ORDER: WHAT WOULD YOU…

The man smiles, appreciating the recommendation. “That sounds perfect. And for the main course, I’d like the roasted duck with seasonal vegetables, please.”

The waitress jots down his request and adds, “Our roasted duck is served with a cherry glaze and a side of truffle mashed potatoes. Would you like any wine with your meal?”

He thinks for a moment. “Sure, a glass of red wine would be wonderful. What do you recommend?”

She considers for a moment before responding, “Our Merlot pairs beautifully with the duck. I’ll bring you a glass.”