A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by…

With a wistful smile, the woman rose to her feet, brushing the sand from her swimsuit. “Well, it’s been a pleasure,” she said, her voice tinged with genuine warmth. “But I should probably get going.”

The man nodded, a hint of disappointment flickering across his features. “Same here,” he replied, pushing himself up from the sand and dusting off his cap. “But before you leave, there’s something I’d like to do.”

Intrigued, the woman cocked her head to one side, her curiosity piqued. “And what might that be?” she asked, her eyes sparkling with anticipation.