A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,”

A priest, a minister, and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

“Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “There’s something humbling and reverent about it.”

“No,” the minister disagreed, “I find that standing with arms raised towards the heavens shows my devotion best. It opens my heart and soul to the divine.”

The guru, sitting in a lotus position, smiled and said, “I believe in sitting cross-legged, in deep meditation. It centers my mind and connects me to the spiritual realm.”