FUNNY JOKE

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,”

The minister leaned in, intrigued. “So, the positions aren’t just about what’s most comfortable or shows the most devotion. They’re a prescribed part of your worship?”

“Exactly,” Ahmad replied. “The movements are a form of discipline and submission, reminding us of our place in the universe and our duty to Allah. They also provide a moment of peace and reflection in our busy lives.”

The guru, who had been listening quietly, spoke up. “It seems that your prayers incorporate elements of all our positions: standing, bowing, and sitting. There’s a balance and flow to them that reflects a complete devotion.”

Ahmad nodded. “Yes, and beyond the physical positions, the prayers help us cultivate patience, humility, and mindfulness. They’re a reminder to live our lives according to the principles of Islam: compassion, honesty, and righteousness.”

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