After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her

As they began eating, Tina couldn’t help but glance at the dishes again. Jim seemed to sense her unease and, with a sheepish grin, explained, “I guess I should tell you, Soap and Water are the names of my dogs.”

Tina laughed, relieved that Jim had a sense of humor about the situation. However, she couldn’t shake the thought of the unhygienic dishes. “Do your dogs actually wash your dishes?” she asked, still chuckling.

Jim shook his head and explained, “No, of course not! That would be pretty gross, wouldn’t it? I just let them lick the plates after meals, and I haven’t gotten around to actually washing them. I guess I got a little lazy.”