Category - FUNNY JOKE
Three little old people are sitting on a bench and talking. – Me, said the first, when I fart, it makes a lot of noise, but there is no smell. – With me, answered the second, it is the
An elderly gentleman visits the same senior citizens’ club as a widow whom he secretly loves. One day he plucks up the courage to propose to her, which she enthusiastically accepts. The next day
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “what do vou do about
SHE WAS A VERY GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN AND DETERMINED TO KEEP THE RANCH, BUT KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT RANCHING, SO SHE DECIDED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE NEWSPAPER FOR A RANCH HAND. TWO COWBOYS APPLIED FOR THE JOB ONE WAS GAY AND THE OTHER A…
A MAN GOES INTO A RESTAURANT AND IS SEATED. ALL THE WAITRESSES ARE GORGEOUS. A PARTICULARLY VOLUPTUOUS WAITRESS WEARING A VERY SHORT SKIRT AND LEGS THAT WON’T QUIT CAME TO HIS TABLE AND ASKED IF HE WAS READY TO ORDER: WHAT WOULD YOU…
A woman attended her 20-year high school reunion. There she encountered her freshman year art teacher. She told him that she decided to go to college as a result of his inspiration, and that
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,”
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very
