FUNNY JOKE A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs… what are their names?” The blonde replies “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.” The man responds… 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his… 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE I HAD A LITTLE BROBLEM AT SCHOOL TODAY, BUT SOLVED IT. -ОH, AND HERE’S YOUR Gun Back. 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE At 98 years old, this woman is on her deathbed. She makes one last confidence to her 95-year-old husband, collapsed by grief: – Jules, my old Jules, before closing my eyes, I would like to reveal a secret to you: you are going to go to the attic, on the third beam at the back left you 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter. 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves ofbread behind the 7 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE Why Women Need a Husband? AWoman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self- sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?” The psychiatrist replied: “you 8 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A woman in her thirties, divorced, rather nice, knocks on her neighbor Marcel’s door. She said to him with her most beautiful smile: – I have a crazy desire to have fun, get drunk, and make love all night long… 8 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her husband. The judge: – What did you steal, ma’am? – A can of peaches, sir! 8 months agoAdd Comment