FUNNY JOKE Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying 11 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderlylady driver out ofthe car 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE My husband left his shoes in the middle of the living room floor. I saw them last night- they are hard to miss. He’s a tall guy and he wears big shoes. So, instead of tripping over them, I picked them up 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.”Why are you eating grass?” he 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop…Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”.The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four ofthe birds in that 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A woman hasn’t made love with her husband in years, so he takes her to the doctor. The doctor takes her into the exam room, but he determines that she’s healthy and that there is nothing physically 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE A salt seller used to carry the salt bag on his donkey to the market every day. On the way they had to cross a stream.One day the donkey suddenly tumbled down the stream and the salt bag also fell 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, 12 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY JOKE I am 82 years old, I have 4 children, 11 grandchildren, 2 great-grandchildren and a room of 12 square meters. I no longer have a home or expensive things, but I have someone who will 12 months agoAdd Comment