Category - FUNNY
Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars. And you paid five dollars to Kate, five dollars to Sally and five dollars to Linda. What would you have?
An older couple wakes up in the morning and the husband looks over at his wife and says, “Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream had… The wife replies, “Yes, go on tell me.” So the hushand says “
A long-haired blonde goes into a hair salon. She wants to get her hair cut. The hairdresser asks her to take off the headphones, but the blonde refuses.
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?”
A kid watches his pregnant mother undress… – Hey Mom, why do you have a big belly? – That, his mother replies, it’s because dad gave me a little baby… He leaves the room and goes to find his
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenlya gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he…
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting out loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior
