FUNNY He is 85 and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When he was asked why his wife kept looking away, he responded, “because she has Alzheimer’s.” Then he was asked, will 9 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY “I spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn’t resist myself and asked… “Dad, why don’t we activate your internet banking?” “Why would I do 9 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY Acarpenter went home aftershutting down his workshop, ablack poisonous cobra entered his workshop. The cobra was hungry and hoped to find its supperlurking somewhere within. It slithered fromone 10 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY Amarried Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, 10 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without proofyou have a cat. Too many seniors are 10 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY His friends to him at coffee:”We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twice Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as 10 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY My long-passed grandfathers birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so 10 months agoAdd Comment
FUNNY Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night. Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can’t sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this 10 months agoAdd Comment