There are six funny dialogues and joke. #1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing in the pool.” “So what’s the problem? All kids do

it,” the man replies. “But sir, he’s doing it from the diving board!” .

#2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!

#3.A teacher asked her students to use the word ‘beans’ in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one student. “Very good,” the teacher replied. “Can you make the sentence longer?” “Sure,” said the student. “My father grows beans, and my mother cooks beans, and I eat beans.” “Excellent!” exclaimed the teacher. “Now, can anyone use ‘beans’ in a sentence that’s a question?” A little girl raised her hand. “Yes, Mary?” the teacher asked. “Are beans good for your health?” Mary replied. “Well done!” said the teacher. “And can you use ‘beans’ in a sentence that’s an exclamation?” Another student eagerly raised his hand. “Yes, Billy?” the teacher prompted. “Beans!” Billy shouted.

#4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

#5. Two muffins are baking in the oven. One says, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other one replies, “AAAAHHH!! A talking muffin!” .

#6 A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”