A swimming pool attendant approached a man lounging on a deck chair, his face a mix of irritation and embarrassment. “Excuse me, sir, but I need to talk to you about your son.”
The man looked up, puzzled. “What’s the problem?”
The attendant sighed. “Your son’s been peeing in the pool.”
The man chuckled, shrugging. “So what’s the problem? All kids do that.”
The attendant raised an eyebrow. “Yeah, but most kids do it discreetly. Your son seems to think the pool is his personal bathroom!”
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