There are six funny dialogues and joke. #1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing in the pool.” “So what’s the problem? All kids do

The man laughed. “Well, at least he’s not trying to make a splash with his aim.”

The attendant tried to stay serious but couldn’t help smirking. “True, but if he keeps it up, the next thing you know, we’ll need to put a ‘No Peeing’ sign just for him.”

The man grinned. “I guess it’s a good thing we don’t have a sign for ‘No Laughing,’ or you’d be out of a job.”

As the attendant walked away, shaking his head, the man turned to his son, who was splashing happily in the pool. “Hey, buddy, let’s keep the water in the pool, okay?”