There are six funny dialogues and joke. #1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing in the pool.” “So what’s the problem? All kids do

The boy looked up with innocent eyes. “But Dad, I thought that’s what pools were for!”

The man ruffled his son’s hair and laughed. “Well, they are, but let’s keep it to swimming and not to, you know, personal business.”

Later that day, as the family was packing up to leave, the attendant approached again. “Just so you know, we’ve added extra chlorine, just in case.”

The man raised his eyebrows in mock surprise. “Oh, really? I thought that was your way of saying ‘Welcome to the Pool Party.'”

The attendant laughed. “More like ‘Welcome to the Chlorine Olympics.'”