There are six funny dialogues and joke. #1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing in the pool.” “So what’s the problem? All kids do

As they were leaving, the man waved goodbye. “Thanks for keeping the pool clean, and thanks for the laughs. I guess I’ll have to teach my son about pool etiquette—before he becomes the next big splash!”

The attendant chuckled. “You do that. And remember, no matter how much chlorine we use, humor is the best disinfectant.”

As the family drove away, the man looked over at his son in the backseat. “You know, you really made quite an impression at the pool today.”

The boy grinned. “Does that mean I’m a pool star?”

The man laughed. “In your own way, sure. But let’s try to keep your star power to swimming and not to… other activities.”