Category - FUNNY
A HUSBAND AND WIFE IN THEIR SIXTIES WERE COMING UP ON THEIR 4OTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. KNOWING HIS LOVED ANTIQUES, HE BOUGHT A BEAUTIFUL OLD CORSET OIL LAMP FOR HER. WHEN SHE UNWRAPPED IT, A GENIE APPEARED. HE THANKED THEM AND GAVE…
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy
There are 3 bacilli living in the human body. One lives in the ear, the other in the belly button and the other in the vagina. After a while everyone meets up. The one who lives in the ear proudly proclaims:
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘lyrics wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest
A MATHEMATICIAN FOUND OUT THAT A PIPE WAS LEAKING, SO HE CALLED A PLUMBER THE PLUMBER CHANGED A GASKET AND ASKED FOR $100. BUT HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? YOUVE BEEN WORKING FOR ONLY 10 MINUTES AND IT TAKES ME FULL WJEEK TO EARN $100″, …
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by…
Teacher: “We’ll know tomorrow where the babies are coming from, we’ll be allowed to go home early. I don’t have any money to do that, Paul Einen
It’s a wrinkled old lady who goes to see her doctor: – Hello Sir, can you help me? – Hello, what’s happening to you?
